![]() It almost plays like turn-based strategy, but with both the element of randomness and the thorough prep work usually associated with card games. But keep your shameless fan service out of my intelligent card games, thank you very much.Īnd, aside from this one massive misstep, Monster Monpiece is intelligent. I realize that Japanese and Western cultures are quite different, and I even acknowledge that there's a time and a place for this sort of content as long as there's demand for it. Furthermore, it's juvenile and completely unnecessary, a groping mechanic in a game that has nothing to do with groping. It essentially makes the game unplayable in public, which is a huge black mark for a portable game, one that I'd imagine many people would like to play on buses and trains. I'd love to urge you to look past Monster Monpiece's off-putting over-sexualization and see it for what it really is – a rich, satisfying CCG – and yet, honestly, if you were to tell me that this single mechanic removes any interest you'd otherwise have in the title, I honestly couldn't blame you. Oh, and each successful upgrade results in the character stripping off a layer of clothing, and thus a typical deck is full of females – many of them furries – scantily clad and permanently fixed in "sexy" poses. Monster Monpiece is a game that forces you to give your Vita a handjob. If I have not illustrated this well enough, let me put it simply. When you hit a streak, you're asked to hold your Vita sideways, place your thumb and index finger on the screen and rear touch pad (respectively), and stroke. (I'd call them "women," but I suspect some of them are underage.) You use the Vita's touch screen to poke, pinch and rub various sensitive parts of their body (I'll let you puzzle out where these spots tend to be located), which causes them to moan suggestively. The process of actually upgrading your cards, which you'll need to do when the difficulty sharply spikes, involves physically pleasuring the female characters on them. ![]() Monster Monpiece is a card game set in an all-female world, which should be empowering, but keep reading. ![]() Today, I have the difficult task of convincing you that Monster Monpiece, a game in which you must physically stimulate your PlayStation Vita on a regular basis, is worth your time. "Keep your shameless fan service out of my intelligent card games, thank you very much." ![]()
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